Think You've Seen Everything?

[Deraldith]

Have you seen a man eat his own head? Or a Lord Of The Rings fan-fiction about Boromir and Legolas falling in love and shagging each other's brains out?

I haven't seen the first one but the second one can be read at: www.squidge.org/~peja/lordsofthering/BoromirsQuest.htm

Here's a highlight:

Legolas moistened his lips and just seeing the tip of that pink tongue made him grow hard again. It was obvious that he was attracted to Legolas and the Elf was attracted to him in return; the bond was deepening. He startled as Legolas' hand slid down his stomach. "What are you doing?"

Legolas grinned wickedly. "You desire me... do not deny it..."

It doesn't stop there:

Boromir grinned wickedly and relaxed his throat, taking in Legolas' entire length. Legolas released a shocked yelp and his hands kept the Elf in place, making sure Legolas couldn't thrust too deeply.

I thought this was a spoof for awhile but there are literally pages upon pages of this story leading me to conclude that someone out there thought: "You know what would make LOTR better? More homosexuality!"

Who knows? Maybe they're right.

[crake]

I come across those all the time. They are unavoidable in the fanfic world. I accidentally read some of them because they weren't labelled correctly. The pairings are very creative too. Disturbingly so in the harry potter fanfics.

I shudder when I think about those.

[cleopatra]

Yeah...harry and malfoy, heres one of my favorite fan-art cartoons on the subject
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[Deraldith]

Nice carrot.